The Haunted Bottle There are some people who actually have a fear of wine (tragic). It’s called oenophobia. 

Vampire-Proof Wine In Eastern European folklore, it was believed that sprinkling wine on a vampire’s grave could prevent them from rising again. Wine was considered a protective potion.

Practically Fool-Proof Choose white or sparkling wine for fool-proof wine and cheese pairing. White wines will never overpower a cheese, and sparkling wines—white, red, and rosé—have high acidity and a cleansing mouthfeel due to their effervescence. 

Flee to Chablis Benedictine monks sought refuge from Vikings in the Chablis area, where they settled and later began cultivating grape vines to produces vast amounts of wine.